Victoria Is A Mess

I am a mess. I have a tendency to accidentally smile. I need sounds to sleep. I'm pretty specific, but I never give a straight answer. email: victoriaisamess@gmail.com
I dreamed last night that I had to save eight kittens, so we made kitten soup because the soup pot is the last spot the bad guys would look. But the kittens turned into fish.

I dreamed last night that I had to save eight kittens, so we made kitten soup because the soup pot is the last spot the bad guys would look. But the kittens turned into fish.

Someone once asked Jean Cocteau, “Suppose your house were on fire and you could remove only one thing. What would you take?” Cocteau considered, then said, “I would take the fire.

I wish my parent's record player still worked

ithreatenedtostapleher:

they legit have 3 big-ass boxes of old vinyls.

you can get fairly cheap ones on ebay, look for ones originally intended for children, I believe the fisher-price ones are trustworthy. I mean they’re not going to be great, but they’ll let you hear your music. You could also try to talk your parents into investing in a record player that also converts to mp3 so they don’t lose all their music. Or have to rebuy it.

Also you definitely should have eaten that stupid cake.

Old School Sunday.
I was a water baby. (Also just made this my facebook photo)

Old School Sunday.

I was a water baby. (Also just made this my facebook photo)

Raise your hand if you remember this.

Raise your hand if you remember this.

The greatest happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved. Victor Hugo (via fuckyeahhappy)

Papa?

I am a princess. All girls are. Even if they live in tiny old attics. Even if they dress in rags, even if they aren’t pretty, or smart, or young. They’re still princesses. All of us. Didn’t your father ever tell you that? Didn’t he? Sara Crewe, A Little Princess
Sara, come quick, it’s Lottie! I think she’s posessed!

Sara, come quick, it’s Lottie! I think she’s posessed!