January 2011
Don't drink and drive - and don't ride with...
Don't drink and drive - and don't ride with...
December 2010
After a day at the races in England, a friend told Mark Twain, “I wish you’d buy me a ticket back to London. I’m broke.” Twain told him he couldn’t afford two tickets but proposed that his friend sneak aboard the train and hide under Twain’s seat. Then he bought two tickets anyway. When the train had got under way, the inspector appeared to collect Twain’s ticket. When Twain gave him two, he...
After a day at the races in England, a friend told Mark Twain, “I wish you’d buy me a ticket back to London. I’m broke.” Twain told him he couldn’t afford two tickets but proposed that his friend sneak aboard the train and hide under Twain’s seat. Then he bought two tickets anyway. When the train had got under way, the inspector appeared to collect Twain’s ticket. When Twain gave him two, he...
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